Month end

The night auditor, Ms. Jabba, has her game face on because tonight is the month end close-out. That's like the Super Bowl of night auditing...only more important. Ms. Jabba is not a particularly sunshiney person under normal conditions so tonight is REALLY going to be a treat. As of right now, we're 16 minutes into the shift and here's what I've heard so far:

• "I need a copier that works, I need a printer and I need peace and quiet. I got nothing."
• (Upon receipt of her paycheck envelope) "It looks like somebody has opened and re-sealed this. Again."
• "I'm gonna kill somebody."
• "If I find any mistakes, I'm calling people at home."
• "Does anybody...ANYBODY...realize that this is month end?!?"

I have a feeling that by 7:00AM, everybody...EVERYBODY...will know it.