Please don't feed the night auditor

Ms. Jabba the night auditor likes to nosh. This is an inventory of what she brought with her to eat during a recent 8 hour shift (I peeked in her bag when she left the office):

• Crackers
• 6 tacos from Taco Bell
• A whole cantaloupe
• A box of crackers (different ones)
• A ziploc bag of string cheese
• 2 bottles of water
• 2 Red Bulls
• Bag of pretzels
• Assorted individually wrapped pieces of candy

I've been to tailgate parties that didn't have that much food.