Good Morning!

It's 8:30 AM and so far....

6:00AM
Jabba had a Xanex driven rampage of the strippers antics last night. Hilarious.

6:15AM
The resident stripperella made an appearance. Not so nice in the daylight sans makeup and stripper shoes. And not the brightest crayon in the box.

7:15AM
I drank the last of my vanilla milk :(

8:15AM
The maintanence crew schooled me on the hard-knocks that live in the Bronx. They are thugs. And btw, don't go on the East Side of the Bronx unless you want to ensure you will never see the light of day again. Direct Quote: "Yous go to the East Side, yous never gonna live"

8:30AM
Watched a not-so-nice guest pop her son on the back of the head. Five minutes later she realized she had lost her car keys. K-a-r-m-a!