Well, excuse me your heiness...

Guest: "I need to change my room, I demand a microwave"

Me: "No problem, I will change that for you"

Guest: "And I need to move my stuff, I have a lot of it"

Me: "Okay, we have some luggage c- "

Guest (sassy): "Oh no you didn't I am not touching my own luggage, I don't know who you people are but I have never stayed at a hotel where I have had to TOUCH my own luggage, you people need learn this. I need someone sent up immediatley to my room to do it for me"

Me: "Sure no problem"

Guest: "mmmm hmmmmm!"

I mean seriously people this isn't a five star hotel. And B-T-F-ing-W you have arms and legs for a frickin' reason now pick up your damn luggage and walk your ass to your new room.

Thanks,
The Front Desk