GUEST (coming in from outdoors): Hi.
ME: Good evening, sir. How are you?
GUEST (continuing past, to the elevator): Terrible. Fucking terrible.
ME: Um...okay.
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The continuing, totally true adventures of a lowly desk clerk working at a hotel where the staff and management are incapable of providing quality service to guests who may not even deserve it anyway.
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- I need his job.
- oh darn.
- Service with a sigh
- Enjoy your trip around the world
- tell me how you really feel
- B.S.
- dear clowns
- omg for real like totally for sure
- a short conversation with an asshole
- And how would that work exactly? Osmosis?
- skool is for dumbies!
- Hilarious.
- Hello...??
- GOOOOOD MORNING.
- Well, excuse me your heiness...
- what?
- Yep.
- ...of course.
- Just go...leave...NOW.
- ....Figures Pt 2
- ....Figures Pt 2
- Figures.
- stop annoying me
- Two cases where I provided service for people that...
- Employee of THIS month. Only.
- Gross.
- OH my.
- ..update
- Praise the Lord?
- Good Morning!
- FETISHCON!!
- Really.
- Fashion Police
- Dahhh....
- Quick thinkin'!
- That's what she said
- About that resume...
- I just can't see why you don't have a job already
- Welcome to the team. You're going to fit right in.
- CrAzY tAlKiNg!
- Hi welcome....
- Thanks for looking out for me
- Philisophical question
- 50/50
- Yep...
- Asshole A, meet Asshole B. Talk amongst yourselves
- The person who said there's no such thing as a dum...
- take that!
- Someone please get me Al Roker on the phone.
- Of course you are leaving!
- umm. ehh...uhh..
- sorry!
- look here bitch
- Once again...
- Everybody is out to get Ms. Jabba
- Face to face with actual crazy
- Perfect shitstorm
- I like my chowder seasoned with bitter tears
- Splitting hairs 101
- Mood music
- Sometimes there is no comeback
- ...and one more time!
- Why!
- Sweet lord.
- Chomp-chomp.
- Yeaaaaaah mon.
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